Random joke thread
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I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked OK for a 57-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a hot daughter. We drank a bit, and we had a bit of a snuggle, and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double.
"What's that?" I asked.
"It's a mother and daughter threesome," she said.
I said, "No."
We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was "my lucky night". We went back to her place.
She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs:
"Mom, you still awake?"
"What's that?" I asked.
"It's a mother and daughter threesome," she said.
I said, "No."
We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was "my lucky night". We went back to her place.
She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs:
"Mom, you still awake?"
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A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him.
“Nice bike,†the cop said. “Did Santa bring it to you?â€
“Yep,†the little girl said, “he sure did!â€
The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation and said, “Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it.â€
The young girl looked up at the cop and said, “Nice horse you’ve got there sir. Did Santa bring it to you?â€
“Yes, he sure did,†chuckled the cop.
The little girl looked up at the cop and said, “Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top.â€
“Nice bike,†the cop said. “Did Santa bring it to you?â€
“Yep,†the little girl said, “he sure did!â€
The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation and said, “Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it.â€
The young girl looked up at the cop and said, “Nice horse you’ve got there sir. Did Santa bring it to you?â€
“Yes, he sure did,†chuckled the cop.
The little girl looked up at the cop and said, “Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top.â€
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Jose and Carlos are panhandlers..... They panhandle on different areas of town. Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose but only collects 2 to 3 dollars every day. Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend.
Carlos asks Jose, "I work just as long and hard as you do, but how do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?"
Jose says, "Look at your sign, what does it say?" Carlos' sign reads, "I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support." Jose replies, "No wonder you only get $2-3 dollars." Carlos asks, "So what does your sign say?"
Jose shows Carlos his sign...... It reads, "I only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexico."
Carlos asks Jose, "I work just as long and hard as you do, but how do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?"
Jose says, "Look at your sign, what does it say?" Carlos' sign reads, "I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support." Jose replies, "No wonder you only get $2-3 dollars." Carlos asks, "So what does your sign say?"
Jose shows Carlos his sign...... It reads, "I only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexico."