Granted but then you realized you robbed yourself while sleep walking and cannot remember what you did with your own stuff.

I want to **** Jessica Simpson just once.

 

granted, but then you catch aids because shes been with every guy in hollywood


i wish guitar hero wasnt like $100

 

Granted, but when you get the game you find out that you are so un-coordinated that all you can play is tear jerkin country ballads.

I would like to bone Jessica and have immunity to aids and any other STD known to the universe. ( yeah I know, now she will have a *****, right? )

 

granted, but you knocked her up, ruined her acting carried, made her loose all her $ and she sues you and you have to make $2000 a week payments as child support to her.


i wish my friend nick wasnt a complete and total retard.

 

Granted, but then he would be gay, then what would you do?

I would marry Jessica, sew up her mouth, help raise the child,
and keep on boning her!

 

granted, but then you get arrested for rape, torture and child endangerment


i wish every wigger on earth would spontaneously commit suicide

 

Granted but all the wiggers come back to haunt you for the rest of your life.

I wish I never had to work again!

 

granted, but then you became a worthless wigger to make $, and i was forced to kill you out of pure haterid


i wish my metabolisim would pick up a tenci bit

 

Granted, but your metabilism picks up and you become a hyper wigger.

I need to quit smoking!

 

thats not a wish... lol

i wish that everything goes as planned