Granted, he becomes a cool ultra conservative miser and cuts your pay rate by 75%, but he's still cool and you admire him so much, you wont quit your job. So you live in poverty for years...............whew! And whoes wont date you cause your so poor.

I wish I had another six weeks off work.

 

granted - but 6 weeks off without pay and it turns into 6 years off without pay and you lose everything living on the street selling your body at a truckstop.

i wish taco bell hadn't stopped selling the cheesy gordita crunch.

 

granted

i wish taco bell didnt quit serving the beefy cheesy melt [:@]

 

Granted, they start making the beefy cheesie melt but with Taco Bell workers lugies secretly deposited in each and every one. And you think it is just a part of the secret recipe.

I wish Taco Bell would learn how to make fajitas.

 

granted but they still get it wrong lol


I wish I had 1000 post

 

Granted, but your hard drive crashes after your 995 th post and you do not have the money to fix your computor. And then your hand get arthritis and you cant type anymore. Boy that would suck!

I wish all the above does not happen to my friend who looks like Joe Dirt.

 

granted ..... in another 22 posts

I wish jrock would get a new avatar

 

Granted, then his avatar would look like Michael Jackson, your hero!


I want to see PWI

 

granted but when you do you get a faggy name haha


i wish i could find another cool avatar that koburn would be happy with lmao

 

Granted, but you get an even faggier name, like Liverachi fagerini dong smokerof PWI.

I wish I get a cool name when I get to PWI!