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Old Jul 4, 2008 | 08:03 PM
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But nothing goes as planned.

I wish I was rich and have a mansion on Ipanema beach with a Brazillian chick in all 25 bedrooms, and none have penises or STD's. And nothing can go wrong with this wish!
 
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Old Jul 4, 2008 | 09:23 PM
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granted, but on your way to the beach you step on a rusty nail and get tendonitis and con no longer move


i wish i could command/summon zombies
 
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Old Jul 5, 2008 | 02:27 AM
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But the zombies would all be broke back zombies and would all want to bend you over.

I wish I was 18 and knew what I know now!
 
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Old Jul 5, 2008 | 04:53 AM
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granted, but you fall off a swing while trying to coerce protitots and get amnesia.

i wish it'd stop raining.
 
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Old Jul 5, 2008 | 07:11 AM
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granted, but it starts snowing


i wish i wasnt the designated driver at the party i was just at
 
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Old Jul 5, 2008 | 08:02 AM
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LOL

granted.. but then you're too drunk to get it up when the hoes come over lookin for a piece.

i wish i had hoes.
 
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Old Jul 9, 2008 | 11:07 AM
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Granted, but you don't dare touch them because they all have every VD known to man.

I wish my boss wasn't such an azzhole
 
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Old Jul 9, 2008 | 02:47 PM
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granted, hes no longer an *******, just a dick.

i wish healthy food was tasty.
 
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Old Jul 9, 2008 | 02:49 PM
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granted but it becomes non healthy


i wish i had a nother 3 day weekend
 
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Old Jul 9, 2008 | 03:22 PM
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Granted, but it's because you got fired.

Lets try this again. I wish my boss was cool.
 
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