Wish granted, but they realize you don't actually work, and take it back.

I wish for broken gas pumps that give out free gas.

 

granted, but it has an octane of 6

i wish i had an endless supply of bugles that always tasted good no matter what happend to them and were immune to anything other than my mouth.

 

Granted, but the bugles you get are the instrument, no the snacks. Which makes you a band dork

I wish IWU would just give me a degree, instead of having to all of these pesky homework/tests/papers.

 

hey, as long as it tastes like the snack.... it could be dig chit for all i care

and granted, but they printed it on a giant bugle and that night i came over and ate it for making me a band dork

i wish i made more than 6.50 an hour

 

Granted, you now make $6.51, but they cut your hours down t 10 a week.

I wish I could save money.

 

granted, but you can only save it in an incenerator that never shuts off.

i wish all **** was free

 

Granted, all **** is free, but you are blind. I wish I had more money.

 

granted, you will find a penny sometime in the near future

i wish steven wright was on tv right now instead of the news

 

Granted, but the speakers on your TV are broken.

I Wish I could get my '70 Mach1 out of the woods.

 

Granted, but it comes out in several pieces that can't be reassembled.


I wish I had a new riding jacket.