granted but there is no brandy in your life only the dog and you still dont have a hemi.

wish women would walk around topless

 

wish granted but they all hang down to there knees


I wish I had a 10 second car

 

granted but it only runs for ten seconds then it dies

wish for chocolate cake

 

wish granted: but the cake has anchovies in the center


I wish that i win the powerball

 

But the Powerball officials get a call from the government that you owe big bucks on your taxes and they send your winnings to Uncle Sam instead of you.

I wish for world peace!

 

granted but for the world to be peacefull everyone is dead

i wish it was lunchtime

 

Wish granted but you get boiled liver and burnt chicken gizzards for lunch. ( PS, your answer to mine sounded like somethig Srob would say )

I wish for a new ZX-14 turbo kit!

 

Granted, but you still get beat by a busa the next day

I wish monster kawasaki would show up at my door and want me to ride a GP bike for them.

 

Wish granted but on the way to the race you fall out of your truck and tweak your neck and are paralized from the waist down.

I wish I had a ducati supermoto bike that could not be broken, runs good, and has wheels.

 

wish granted, but on your first ride you get robbed at gun point by the worlds biggest squid.

i wish all my stuff got 5billion-mpg[&:]