Granted, but the steering lock is stuck and it only goes in circles.

I wish I could ride wheelies like Evel Knievel.

 

grated, but your front brakes are haunted and everytime you get over 25mph your front brakes lock up randomly

i wish my brother would stop sucking dink

 

granted but he now gets more poo-nanny than you


I wish for a bacon egg and cheese biscuit lol

 

Granted, but its 5 months old.


I wish it wouldnt rain at the Drag nationals this weekend.

 

Granted, but now you threw a rod and can't race anyway.

I wish I could get out of this thrice damned desert!

 

Granted, but we both get drafted in 2 months.


I wish I was actually drag racing instead of watching

 

Granted but you are actually getting dragged trough the strip.


i wish for a zx-10r

 

granted: but all you have to show for it is a title


I wish I had a 2008 Chevy Silverado

 

Wish Granted J.....But you were speeding down a country road and a big momma cow walked out in front of you... your truck is totalled, you killed the cow, you end up havingnightmoo's for the rest of your days!

I wish I could be 16 again....

 

haha good one two-sweet thats funny


wish granted:but your only 16 for 15 minutes

I wish I got a promotion at work!!!