granted, but theres only one, and its at the bottom of the ocean


i wish i coud type faster whilst on the phone

 

granted but the phones currently go down. forever



I wish my phat sack of buddah makes it to me tonight

 

granted, but its all dried out and weak


i wish i had a fat sack of buddah comin to me tonight

 

granted buts its the same sack that i got


I wish My bubbler didnt break the other day[]

 

thats jucks...


grnated, but you loose it today

i wish everything was free.. but for me only

 

Granted, free for the money but you have to endure extreme physical torture for all of your free stuff beforeyou get it!

I wish I had a thousand posts

 

Granted, but pipedown breaks the forum again and you lose 500, right after getting your 1000

I wish I didn't have to wake up this morning.

 

granted, but you die in your sleep...

i wish i had a set of buzzcutters for my hair

 

Granted, but they don't work.

I wish Iraq didn't suck so bad.

 

Granted, but then they send you to the north pole and make you stay in a not so well insulated barrak with no bathroom and you have to crap outside with the polar bears.

I wish I was in Venezuela at the ***** house.