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Old Jul 13, 2008 | 07:06 AM
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granted but all the chicks there are she-male conartists that take everything you own


i wish everyone in my neighborhood wasnt a bunch of whiney, nosey dousche ****
 
Old Jul 13, 2008 | 07:48 AM
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Granted, but now you have to move.

I wish I could have a dirt bike over here.
 
Old Jul 13, 2008 | 02:19 PM
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Granted, but you could only ride it through mine fields.

I wish I could win the loto!
 
Old Jul 13, 2008 | 08:33 PM
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Granted, but it's the Mexican Lotto, and you win 5 pesos.

I wish the girl sunbathing by my Ninja would just f*** me already.
 
Old Jul 13, 2008 | 10:56 PM
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Wish granted, but she was your sister.

I wish I had someone to clean the chain on the klx for me.
 
Old Jul 13, 2008 | 10:59 PM
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granted, but deej is busy today and it rusts over


i wish diabeties didnt exist.... cus my diet = not looking good for 35+[8D][&o]
 
Old Jul 13, 2008 | 11:15 PM
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Granted, but if it didn't exist, there would be something worse and you would have that.

I wish you didn't have diabeties.
 
Old Jul 13, 2008 | 11:31 PM
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Granted, but then he wouldn't have syringes, and then how would he shoot dope?

I wish I got paid more than $10.25/hour (+ benefits) (starting pay changed to $10/hr).
 
Old Jul 14, 2008 | 02:45 AM
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granted, but you get fired tomorrow

i wish i had a smoothie machine
 
Old Jul 14, 2008 | 02:47 AM
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ps. worlock, thanks but i dont have diabetes. if i did id be dead already but with the amount of sugar i use, 4lbs a week in my coffee alone... it dosent look good for when im older
 



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