thats not a wish :P wife and i get along well - the more time we spend together the less needy she acts when i want to go have fun

 

granted, you now make enough $ t live in section 8 appartments in east la, snd your kids are now happy gangaters

i wish people would stop selling bikes out from under me on craigslist (so far its totaled to 17[:@][:@][:@])

 

Wish Granted! Those 17 people will be punished by wearing beware I forked over KSK signs and this will make everyone else see the light!


I wish it was 4:30 so I could go home!

 

wish granted but on your way home terriable traffic and takes 6 hour to get there






i wish someone would post pics of heron her bike!

 

granted, but shes seceretly a she-male[:'(]

i wish i had a tepm gauge for my pool

 

Wish Granted! You get a temp gauge for your pool and then your pool liner tears and all the water leaks out!



I wish someone would tell "her" how to size her picture without it being all blurry like her avatar picture so she could post it......


P.S. If I'm a he-she then I want a refund from my gyno!

 

granted but "her" has to pm for help

i wish everyone to have a safe and fun 4th of july

 

granted, but everyone is to drunk to listen and burns down your house with roman candles



i wish too sweet sould send me the pic so i can "re-size it"

 

Granted but she sends you a pics of two naked dudes.


wish for a new zx-10r

 

granted, but when it appers it appers in your ***.


i wish there were 30 hours in a day