I dunno , on animal planet the other day I watched a kangaroo jack up an animal control type guy trying to catch him. Looked pretty dangerous.

 

My Fav was the map and ...

> Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia ? ( USA )

> A: A-Fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe .
> Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which does not
> ... Oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Kings Cross. Come naked.


Slightly altered, that just works in sooo many situations.
Loved the sense of humor with sarcasm

 

australia has some of the most deadly animals

 

lmao!!!

That is good humor. Its thinking out of the box that gets other's to think. So why not, hug a snake in Aussie land.

 

http://www.yesaustralia.com/Curiosidades-animaising.htm

 

ROFL ... As good as it gets. Great post, thanks!

 

That's it! Mighty short list, not much to brag about.

Only a few hundred critters that can paralyze, maim, eat or kill you (and leave for others to eat)

Glad I live in the USA where the biggest cause of non-health related injury/death is auto related accidents. Wait a minute, that REALLY sucks. I want to move to OZ land!

 

Don't worry, humans are the most dangerous critter here as well.