Ist time....funny!!
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03-22-2006, 07:47 AM
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Ist time....funny!!
An indian decides to go to the local ***** house an get him some for the first time. he gets there and says, me want 'em hooker.. The lady behind the counter asks, do you have any experience?
He says, no.
Sorry, you have to have experience first. Here's what you do. Just outside of town there is an old tree with a knothole in it. You go there and get some experience, then you come back and see me...
So the Indian leaves. He comes back a month later.. Me want 'em hooker.
Do you have any experience?
Yes, mam, me got 'em expereince now...... He goes up stairs and all of a sudden there is a huge commotion!! Bang!! Boom!! Woman screaming!!!
The lady runs upstairs and sees the Indian beating this lady with pillow!!
What in sams name are you doin?? I thought you had experience????
Yes mam, Me got 'em experience, the indian says, me check 'em for bees first!!!!!!!
lol lol that's just wrong!!
He says, no.
Sorry, you have to have experience first. Here's what you do. Just outside of town there is an old tree with a knothole in it. You go there and get some experience, then you come back and see me...
So the Indian leaves. He comes back a month later.. Me want 'em hooker.
Do you have any experience?
Yes, mam, me got 'em expereince now...... He goes up stairs and all of a sudden there is a huge commotion!! Bang!! Boom!! Woman screaming!!!
The lady runs upstairs and sees the Indian beating this lady with pillow!!
What in sams name are you doin?? I thought you had experience????
Yes mam, Me got 'em experience, the indian says, me check 'em for bees first!!!!!!!
lol lol that's just wrong!!
#2
03-22-2006, 08:02 AM
RE: Ist time....funny!!
ORIGINAL: BigRig18Wheeler
An indian decides to go to the local ***** house an get him some for the first time. he gets there and says, me want 'em hooker.. The lady behind the counter asks, do you have any experience?
He says, no.
Sorry, you have to have experience first. Here's what you do. Just outside of town there is an old tree with a knothole in it. You go there and get some experience, then you come back and see me...
So the Indian leaves. He comes back a month later.. Me want 'em hooker.
Do you have any experience?
Yes, mam, me got 'em expereince now...... He goes up stairs and all of a sudden there is a huge commotion!! Bang!! Boom!! Woman screaming!!!
The lady runs upstairs and sees the Indian beating this lady with pillow!!
What in sams name are you doin?? I thought you had experience????
Yes mam, Me got 'em experience, the indian says, me check 'em for bees first!!!!!!!
lol lol that's just wrong!!
An indian decides to go to the local ***** house an get him some for the first time. he gets there and says, me want 'em hooker.. The lady behind the counter asks, do you have any experience?
He says, no.
Sorry, you have to have experience first. Here's what you do. Just outside of town there is an old tree with a knothole in it. You go there and get some experience, then you come back and see me...
So the Indian leaves. He comes back a month later.. Me want 'em hooker.
Do you have any experience?
Yes, mam, me got 'em expereince now...... He goes up stairs and all of a sudden there is a huge commotion!! Bang!! Boom!! Woman screaming!!!
The lady runs upstairs and sees the Indian beating this lady with pillow!!
What in sams name are you doin?? I thought you had experience????
Yes mam, Me got 'em experience, the indian says, me check 'em for bees first!!!!!!!
lol lol that's just wrong!!
nice
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