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wow..... so hot... but.......

Old Mar 31, 2008 | 03:53 PM
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I use to date a hot little thing that had both legs amputated just below the knees. I use to have her hang on to a tree limb and just go at it standing up.
Her Dad made her break up with me because I left her hanging there one night and took off to go cruising with my buddies.
I really miss her! Kinda puts a new meaning to leavin em hanging doesn't it.

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Old Mar 31, 2008 | 06:49 PM
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ORIGINAL: Worlok14

I use to date a hot little thing that had both legs amputated just below the knees. I use to have her hang on to a tree limb and just go at it standing up.
Her Dad made her break up with me because I left her hanging there one night and took off to go cruising with my buddies.
I really miss her! Kinda puts a new meaning to leavin em hanging doesn't it.

Worlok14

haha, that's crazy
 
Old Apr 1, 2008 | 04:28 AM
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and the bull**** just keeps going... good to know you wont let us down. hahah

 
Old Apr 1, 2008 | 05:24 AM
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She ain't my type, with or without leg.

Get me someone like Jennifer Love Hewitt, and I don't care if she has any legs. As long as she has one arm and female parts, we're good.
 
Old Apr 1, 2008 | 06:48 AM
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She ain't my type, with or without leg.
What is your type Ben ... I prefer the business/librarian look ...... but I would tap that.
 
Old Apr 1, 2008 | 07:36 AM
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What is your type Ben ... I prefer the business/librarian look ...... but I would tap that.
Hot country girl, quiet professional-looking, emo chicks, that Juno girl from the movie is hot and sarcastic enough for me.

I look like freaking casper out at the beach, so there's no way I want someone who looks as tan as that. Not to mention, everytime I think of people getting overly tanned, it makes me think of them getting skin cancer, or turning up like that old woman on "Something About Mary." You remember the binocular scene with Lin Shaye... Ugh... She'll probably end up as wrinkled as that. I guess you can knock it 'til then if you feel like it.

Somehow I found this. Just gotta post it, vagina couch:
http://www.bestweekever.tv/2008/01/1...or-best-offer/
 
Old Apr 1, 2008 | 07:46 AM
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dude, i'm an ugly bastard. plain and simple. if i EVER had a chance with a chick even half that hot, handicapped or not, ima go fo' it.

tan. not tan. white, purple, geen, columbian, cuban, texan, canadian, scandanavian, half retarded..
i don't discriminate at all.

lol
 
Old Apr 1, 2008 | 08:45 AM
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dude, i'm an ugly bastard. plain and simple. if i EVER had a chance with a chick even half that hot, handicapped or not, ima go fo' it.

tan. not tan. white, purple, geen, columbian, cuban, texan, canadian, scandanavian, half retarded..
i don't discriminate at all. (Oh ya, he totally does.)

lol
You know what would be better? No legs. Sit and twist...

 
Old Apr 1, 2008 | 01:17 PM
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aaaaahahahaha
ORIGINAL: ben_cline

ORIGINAL: whitehendrix

dude, i'm an ugly bastard. plain and simple. if i EVER had a chance with a chick even half that hot, handicapped or not, ima go fo' it.

tan. not tan. white, purple, geen, columbian, cuban, texan, canadian, scandanavian, half retarded..
i don't discriminate at all. (Oh ya, he totally does.)

lol
You know what would be better? No legs. Sit and twist...


 
Old Apr 1, 2008 | 01:29 PM
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that old woman on "Something About Mary." You remember the binocular scene with Lin Shaye...
oh god - that is not something i wanted to remember seeing
 
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