Granted, they quit meth and start taking super heroin. So instead of boinging around on meth, and being paranoid, it turns into a town of downer zombies.

I wish Jrock and I were multi billionaires

 

Wish granted....

I have no wish Im a multi Billionair lmao

 

But with all of that money, you marry a huge boobed bleach blond playboy bunny and she spends all of your money at the mall. But you have a good time for six months and now your broke.

I wish we owned a huge Kawasaki shop!

 

Granted but For some strange reason you go out of buisniss


I wish I could be Moshing at the keg party at Hoedoggys crib tonight

 

Granted but Hoe doesn't like the way you Mosh, and throws you out into the Iraqi desert and 100 Sheites throw you into a jail cell and make you their beeoch. You learn the true meaning of " the pokey ". ( what is Moshing )

I wish I had a big bore kit for my 14!

 

(Moshing is partying) Wish granted but you install it incorrectly and throw a rod through the block.


I wish I could legally ride my quad on the road.

 

geanted, but on your first day on the street you set hit by a semi.


i wish my xr would fit in my lumina so i could get it down to derry cycle w/o re-registering my van ($120 >:|)

 

Granted but for it to fit you had to cut the XR into 30 pieces.


I wish I could get an even trade for a sport quad.

 

Granted, you trade it for a diamond ring for your girlfriend, and then she leaves you for another guy with a KLX.

I wish I wasn't so good looking and popular.

 

Granted, you wake up and have to deal with the harsh reality.

I wish I could go to sleep until this deployment is over!