Granted, but when you get your bike back, it has been modified to look like a R6 Vespa scooter.

I wish for world peace..........LOL

 

granted, but then ailens take over


i wish my firebird will stay under $1000 to fix

 

I would just kick those "ailens " asses, what ever an ailen is........?

Granted but after you get it fixed for a thousand dollars, the cops find out it is stolen and return it to the rightful owner.

I wish me and KX was bazillionaires!

 

granted. then 50 bisexual supermodels appear in our houses naked and horny

i wish the pits stay open til tomorrow cus i finally get to take my moms wrangler to them

 

Granted, then we bang the supermodels, and abuse your mothers jeep! I could not ruin that wish!

Then since we are bazillionaires, we keep all 50 supermodels for our harrem!

 

gratend but then terrorists blow up our country

i wish i can stumble upon a few grand, to fix the bird

 

Granted, but when you stumble upon the money you trip over and have to spend it on hospital bills.

I wish I was on vacation from school

 

granted, but on the vacation you get in an elephant accident and are now a parapalegic

 

bump

i wish that i had my ninja 650 and was summer year round

 

Granted, but you meet this really hot chick that tells you she would hook up with you if you had a ZX-14. So now you wish you had not bought the 650.

I wish I could hit the lotto and live happily ever after no matter what anybody says in this twisted wishes thread.