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Old Jul 14, 2008 | 03:54 AM
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Granted but you dont have any ingredients to make the smoothies.

I wish I can get a job and buy the RT180 for $1
 
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Old Jul 21, 2008 | 01:32 AM
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granted but now you have herpes

i wish for unlimited wishes with no concequences
 
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Old Jul 21, 2008 | 02:12 AM
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granted, but you have to pick them in compton... and you your way you get carjacked and shot


i wish windham kawasaki wasnt closed today
 
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Old Jul 21, 2008 | 02:36 AM
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granted but they moved to europe

i wish i didnt get carjacked and shot in compton and got to hang with snoop and dre
 
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Old Jul 21, 2008 | 02:50 AM
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granted, but when you were hanging with them they got you so high you went brain dead


i wish i had a 2000cc ninja and immortality
 
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Old Jul 21, 2008 | 02:52 AM
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granted but then it was a dream and you went sleep riding and broke both hips

i wish i could go camping this week and have a tree fall on me and a bear chomp my leg
 
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Old Jul 21, 2008 | 03:23 AM
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granted, but your health insurance dosent cover retardation and you go bankrupt


i wish i coule breathe underwater


ps both hips?
 
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Old Jul 21, 2008 | 04:36 AM
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granted but then a shark eats your arm so now you have two broken hips and a nub.

i wish i had a job i liked.

( ps: what health insurance?)
 
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Old Jul 21, 2008 | 07:22 AM
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granted, but you get paid in goat *****


i wish windham kawi was giving away all their 10r's

 
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Old Jul 21, 2008 | 07:41 AM
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theyre not. youre just S.O.L.
 
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