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Old Jun 25, 2008 | 07:01 PM
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Wish granted but the motor is seized up and they quit making pistons for the D trackers.

I wish I was Superman!
 
Old Jun 25, 2008 | 07:07 PM
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wish granted, but everywhere is flooded with kryptonite.

I wish this thread would end.
 
Old Jun 25, 2008 | 07:10 PM
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Old Jun 25, 2008 | 07:10 PM
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Wish grantd but then you would have a sense of humor and love to have fun.

I wish I was Superman and imune to kryptonite.
 
Old Jun 25, 2008 | 07:28 PM
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Wish granted, but there are no supergirls for you to hook up with.

I wish Laguna Seca was mine, in my backyard.
 
Old Jun 25, 2008 | 07:34 PM
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Wish granted but Laguna Seca is really the name of a big giant twelve sandwitch eating fat girl that likes to bitch........whew! And she's all yours.

I wish I could date all of the girls in the ASSTOUNDING thread.
 
Old Jun 25, 2008 | 07:42 PM
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wish granted: but when you meet them you find out how much photoshop plays a part on 70 year old women


I wish I had a house in England
 
Old Jun 25, 2008 | 07:46 PM
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Wish granted, but they built they built it on the bottom of the English channel because your avatar looks just like Joe Dirt.

I wish I had 10 billion dollars and was the best lookin Mo Fo in the world!
 
Old Jun 25, 2008 | 07:56 PM
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wish granted but you got 10 billion dollars in monopoly money and all the gurls in the world just turned lesbian


I wish Joe dirt would autograph my bike

lmao
 
Old Jun 25, 2008 | 07:58 PM
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Wish granted but your bike catches on fire and everything is destroyed because there was a big propane tank by it.

I wish I could be Joe Dirt.
 

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