Witches
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From: So Cal
RE: Witches
ORIGINAL: shon
Ugh!!!! She sounds like a real B#tch!!!!!!! Sorry to hear about that....... have to get some of those pics up to cheer ya up!!!!
Ugh!!!! She sounds like a real B#tch!!!!!!! Sorry to hear about that....... have to get some of those pics up to cheer ya up!!!!
umm did someone say pics. [sm=lildevil.gif]BR; thanks bro. I may have to fake my own death lol
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RE: Witches
Not to rain on your parade NS but I'm just glad My babies mom is settling for 2g's less what I owe on back pay and she is going to close the case so all is good... See there are still some good women in this world. I just screwd up and didnt realize it til it was too late
See there are still some good women in this world. I just screwd up and didnt realize it til it was too late
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From: So Cal
RE: Witches
ORIGINAL: lemac
Not to rain on your parade NS but I'm just glad My babies mom is settling for 2g's less what I owe on back pay and she is going to close the case so all is good... See there are still some good women in this world. I just screwd up and didnt realize it til it was too late
Not to rain on your parade NS but I'm just glad My babies mom is settling for 2g's less what I owe on back pay and she is going to close the case so all is good...
See there are still some good women in this world. I just screwd up and didnt realize it til it was too late
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RE: Witches
ORIGINAL: lemac
Not to rain on your parade NS but I'm just glad My babies mom is settling for 2g's less what I owe on back pay and she is going to close the case so all is good... See there are still some good women in this world. I just screwd up and didnt realize it til it was too late
Not to rain on your parade NS but I'm just glad My babies mom is settling for 2g's less what I owe on back pay and she is going to close the case so all is good...
See there are still some good women in this world. I just screwd up and didnt realize it til it was too late
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RE: Witches
ORIGINAL: shon
No offense to anyone just think this is funny........................
So the zebra says to moses "am I a white horse with black stripes or a black horse with white stripes?" Moses says " I don't know, go up to God and ask him" so the zebra goes up to God "Am I a white horse with black stripes or a black horse with white stripes?" God takes a good look at him and says " You are what you are". So very confused the zebra goes back to Moses. He asks "well, what did he say?' The zebra says "well I'm still really confused, God said "you are what you are" but didn't tell me anything else". Moses says "well that's easy you're a white horse with black stripes" The Zebra still very confused says " how do you know that?" So Moses says" because if you were a black zebra with white stripes God would have said " You is what you is!!!!!!"
No offense to anyone just think this is funny........................
So the zebra says to moses "am I a white horse with black stripes or a black horse with white stripes?" Moses says " I don't know, go up to God and ask him" so the zebra goes up to God "Am I a white horse with black stripes or a black horse with white stripes?" God takes a good look at him and says " You are what you are". So very confused the zebra goes back to Moses. He asks "well, what did he say?' The zebra says "well I'm still really confused, God said "you are what you are" but didn't tell me anything else". Moses says "well that's easy you're a white horse with black stripes" The Zebra still very confused says " how do you know that?" So Moses says" because if you were a black zebra with white stripes God would have said " You is what you is!!!!!!"
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Off to Vegas
A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed.
'Just where the heck do you think you're going!', said the man.
'I'm going to Las Vegas', said the wife, 'I just found out I can get $400 a night for what I give you for free!
'The man said, 'Wait a minute!', and then ran inside the house only to come back a few minutes later with his suitcases in hand.
'Where the heck are you going?', said the wife.
The man said, 'I want to see how you're gonna live on $800 a year!'
A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed.
'Just where the heck do you think you're going!', said the man.
'I'm going to Las Vegas', said the wife, 'I just found out I can get $400 a night for what I give you for free!
'The man said, 'Wait a minute!', and then ran inside the house only to come back a few minutes later with his suitcases in hand.
'Where the heck are you going?', said the wife.
The man said, 'I want to see how you're gonna live on $800 a year!'
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RE: Witches
ORIGINAL: 3ternal
Off to Vegas
A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed.
'Just where the heck do you think you're going!', said the man.
'I'm going to Las Vegas', said the wife, 'I just found out I can get $400 a night for what I give you for free!
'The man said, 'Wait a minute!', and then ran inside the house only to come back a few minutes later with his suitcases in hand.
'Where the heck are you going?', said the wife.
The man said, 'I want to see how you're gonna live on $800 a year!'
Off to Vegas
A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed.
'Just where the heck do you think you're going!', said the man.
'I'm going to Las Vegas', said the wife, 'I just found out I can get $400 a night for what I give you for free!
'The man said, 'Wait a minute!', and then ran inside the house only to come back a few minutes later with his suitcases in hand.
'Where the heck are you going?', said the wife.
The man said, 'I want to see how you're gonna live on $800 a year!'
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RE: Witches
A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Kawasaki, when he spotted a world-famous heart surgeon in his shop. The heart surgeon was waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike. The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc can I ask you a question?" The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I also can open hearts, take valves out, fix'em, put in new parts and when I finish this will work just like a new one. So how come I get a pittance and you get the really big money, when you and I are doing basically the same work?" The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic: "Try doing it with the engine running!"
