Witches
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ORIGINAL: EMS_0525
well doesnt someone know alot of sexist jokes?.....lol.... they good though....haha
well doesnt someone know alot of sexist jokes?.....lol.... they good though....haha
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hey at least I'm only going to post the 'nicer' ones!!!! But I can take it as good as I can give it! (oh god I'm gonna regret posting that!)
hey at least I'm only going to post the 'nicer' ones!!!! But I can take it as good as I can give it! (oh god I'm gonna regret posting that!)
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Ill let someon else comment on that BB
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hey at least I'm only going to post the 'nicer' ones!!!! But I can take it as good as I can give it! (oh god I'm gonna regret posting that!)
hey at least I'm only going to post the 'nicer' ones!!!! But I can take it as good as I can give it! (oh god I'm gonna regret posting that!)
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
They already have boyfriends.
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RE: Witches
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Thank you.
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
They already have boyfriends.
Thank you.
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
They already have boyfriends.
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No offense to anyone just think this is funny........................
So the zebra says to moses "am I a white horse with black stripes or a black horse with white stripes?" Moses says " I don't know, go up to God and ask him" so the zebra goes up to God "Am I a white horse with black stripes or a black horse with white stripes?" God takes a good look at him and says " You are what you are". So very confused the zebra goes back to Moses. He asks "well, what did he say?' The zebra says "well I'm still really confused, God said "you are what you are" but didn't tell me anything else". Moses says "well that's easy you're a white horse with black stripes" The Zebra still very confused says " how do you know that?" So Moses says" because if you were a black zebra with white stripes God would have said " You is what you is!!!!!!"
So the zebra says to moses "am I a white horse with black stripes or a black horse with white stripes?" Moses says " I don't know, go up to God and ask him" so the zebra goes up to God "Am I a white horse with black stripes or a black horse with white stripes?" God takes a good look at him and says " You are what you are". So very confused the zebra goes back to Moses. He asks "well, what did he say?' The zebra says "well I'm still really confused, God said "you are what you are" but didn't tell me anything else". Moses says "well that's easy you're a white horse with black stripes" The Zebra still very confused says " how do you know that?" So Moses says" because if you were a black zebra with white stripes God would have said " You is what you is!!!!!!"
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ORIGINAL: shon
No offense to anyone just think this is funny........................
So the zebra says to moses "am I a white horse with black stripes or a black horse with white stripes?" Moses says " I don't know, go up to God and ask him" so the zebra goes up to God "Am I a white horse with black stripes or a black horse with white stripes?" God takes a good look at him and says " You are what you are". So very confused the zebra goes back to Moses. He asks "well, what did he say?' The zebra says "well I'm still really confused, God said "you are what you are" but didn't tell me anything else". Moses says "well that's easy you're a white horse with black stripes" The Zebra still very confused says " how do you know that?" So Moses says" because if you were a black zebra with white stripes God would have said " You is what you is!!!!!!"
No offense to anyone just think this is funny........................
So the zebra says to moses "am I a white horse with black stripes or a black horse with white stripes?" Moses says " I don't know, go up to God and ask him" so the zebra goes up to God "Am I a white horse with black stripes or a black horse with white stripes?" God takes a good look at him and says " You are what you are". So very confused the zebra goes back to Moses. He asks "well, what did he say?' The zebra says "well I'm still really confused, God said "you are what you are" but didn't tell me anything else". Moses says "well that's easy you're a white horse with black stripes" The Zebra still very confused says " how do you know that?" So Moses says" because if you were a black zebra with white stripes God would have said " You is what you is!!!!!!"
Thanks for cheering me up, my day just went to crap after reading that one god's most evilest creation, my sons mother, has found out that I am opening a new business and has already filed court papers to increase child support. F-ing Company is not even open or made any money and the bitch wants.
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That sux NS...Hopefully she won't be able to get away with it. I don't know how the laws in Cali are, but GL man.
Some good jokes on this one. Wait till I get home, and I might need to contribute one or two!! lol lol
Some good jokes on this one. Wait till I get home, and I might need to contribute one or two!! lol lol