Witches
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good idea BB. 
ORIGINAL: bluebird
I've got an even better one for ya - we may be getting an entire section dedicated to jokes!!! Keep an eye out for it.
Another one: Why do doctors slap babies' butts right after they're born?
To knock the penises off the smart ones
ORIGINAL: EMS_0525
why dont we start a joke thread instead of a new thread everytime someone has a new joke? kinda like the random pic thread....
why dont we start a joke thread instead of a new thread everytime someone has a new joke? kinda like the random pic thread....
Another one: Why do doctors slap babies' butts right after they're born?
To knock the penises off the smart ones
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ORIGINAL: bluebird
Another one: Why do doctors slap babies' butts right after they're born?
To knock the penises off the smart ones
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SO your saying you were a man.
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ORIGINAL: firstninjabike
I've got an even better one for ya - we may be getting an entire section dedicated to jokes!!! Keep an eye out for it.
Another one: Why do doctors slap babies' butts right after they're born?
To knock the penises off the smart ones
ORIGINAL: bluebird
Another one: Why do doctors slap babies' butts right after they're born?
To knock the penises off the smart ones
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hahahaha.... that was good!!!!
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The waitress was tired of this one biker always hitting on her, so she came up with a plan. "I'll tell ya what, stud. I'll have sex with ya on two conditions. First, it'll cost ya 50 bucks. Second, you have to guarantee me that bells will ring and lights will flash." He smiled, handed her $50 and led her over to the pinball machine
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I guess if you really want to analyze that one in detail - then according to that joke we all were. But.........little boys aren't born as men.......with that said I'll leave that one alone for the time being! 
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RE: Witches
ORIGINAL: EMS_0525
The waitress was tired of this one biker always hitting on her, so she came up with a plan. "I'll tell ya what, stud. I'll have sex with ya on two conditions. First, it'll cost ya 50 bucks. Second, you have to guarantee me that bells will ring and lights will flash." He smiled, handed her $50 and led her over to the pinball machine
The waitress was tired of this one biker always hitting on her, so she came up with a plan. "I'll tell ya what, stud. I'll have sex with ya on two conditions. First, it'll cost ya 50 bucks. Second, you have to guarantee me that bells will ring and lights will flash." He smiled, handed her $50 and led her over to the pinball machine
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ORIGINAL: EMS_0525
The waitress was tired of this one biker always hitting on her, so she came up with a plan. "I'll tell ya what, stud. I'll have sex with ya on two conditions. First, it'll cost ya 50 bucks. Second, you have to guarantee me that bells will ring and lights will flash." He smiled, handed her $50 and led her over to the pinball machine
The waitress was tired of this one biker always hitting on her, so she came up with a plan. "I'll tell ya what, stud. I'll have sex with ya on two conditions. First, it'll cost ya 50 bucks. Second, you have to guarantee me that bells will ring and lights will flash." He smiled, handed her $50 and led her over to the pinball machine
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RE: Witches
wait for bigrig to get in here i know we can count on him for some good woman bashing jokes.
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well doesnt someone know alot of sexist jokes?.....lol.... they good though....haha
well doesnt someone know alot of sexist jokes?.....lol.... they good though....haha