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Old 11-11-2007, 09:34 AM
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Two ladies are walking around town with their dogs... The first lady has a black lab and the second lady has a chihuahua... They are walking around having a grand old time...

The first lady says to the other lady "I would sure love a bear right about now"

"But how could we do that with our dogs?"

"Watch and learn"...

So the first lady walks into a bar with her dog and is immediately confronted by the bar manager... "I'm sorry but we don't allow dogs in our establishment."


"But this is my seeing eye dog" The manager apologizes and lets her in...

The second lady then walks in and is confronted by the manager..." I'm sorry we don't allow dogs in our establishment"

The second lady relies "but it's my seeing eye dog"

The manager responds "yeah right... a chihuahua is not a seeing eye dog..."

"WHAT?!?!?!?! They gave me a fu$^ing chiwawa..."
 
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Old 11-11-2007, 11:21 AM
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lol...nice
 
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Old 11-22-2007, 05:34 AM
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Good move!
 
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Old 11-23-2007, 06:55 AM
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u been getting those of myspace? the same jokes including the nun one and what not were circulated to my via myspace like 2 wks ago.


just wondering not picking
 
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Old 11-24-2007, 08:03 PM
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I got that one from my mom who got itfrom a nurse/doctor she works with...
 
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