A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a
large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage
that said $50.00. “Why so little?” she asked the pet
store owner.

The owner looked at her and said, “Look, I should tell
you first that this bird used to live in a house of
prostitution and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar
stuff.”

The woman thought about this, but decided she had to
have the bird anyway. She took it home and hung the
bird’s cage up in her living room and waited for it to
say something.

The bird looked around the room, then at her, and
said, “New house, new madam.”

The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but
then thought, “That’s really not so bad.”

When her two daughters returned from school the bird
saw and said, “New house, new madam, new girls.”

The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then
began to laugh about the situation considering how and
where the parrot had been raised.

Moments later, the woman’s husband came home from
work.

The bird looked at him and said,

“Hi, Ralph”

 

lol - good one