huge *** ferrets that eat your spark plug cables...my car is safe though...stinks like dog...

 

One of my first Rescue calls as an EMT was a pregnant deer vs bike. It wasnt good, She hit the deer so hard it broke the forks right off her bike. I think it was a Harley. She was wearing a brain bucket, I mean half helmet. She wasnt good, She had to be flown and i guess she had serious brain injuries.

 

Ouch, not cool at all