What a Weirdo!
#1
09-22-2008, 06:47 PM
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Indianapolis and Toledo
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What a Weirdo!
Well, I went onto one of those Foo Foo coffee shops the other day because I was craving some high test, high cafeine coffee. I was standing in line minding my own business when this cockeyed poofy haired dude behind me ask, is that on of them Hondas you're ridin out there?
I said no, it's a Kawasaki ZX-14 not a Honda. He then ask, do you have to tighten all of the nut's and bolts all the time to keep it from falling apart?
I said, I think you are thinking about the old Harley Davidsons arent you? He then said that he knows where two of them Kawasaki's are buried. I said, well let's go dig them up, and sell the parts.
He then said that there is a drunk midget with a shotgun that guards them all of the time. I finally said look dude, you have stood behind me calling my bike a Honda, asking me if it is falling apart all of the time, and now you are talking chit about drunk midgets with shotguns. I told him to back up and just stay away from me before I commence to just stomp a mud hole in your stupid azz.
He just kind of rolled those cocked eyes and never said another word. I have decided to stay out of Foo Foo coffee shops from now on because there are just some weird people in those places.
I swear this is a true story!
I said no, it's a Kawasaki ZX-14 not a Honda. He then ask, do you have to tighten all of the nut's and bolts all the time to keep it from falling apart?
I said, I think you are thinking about the old Harley Davidsons arent you? He then said that he knows where two of them Kawasaki's are buried. I said, well let's go dig them up, and sell the parts.
He then said that there is a drunk midget with a shotgun that guards them all of the time. I finally said look dude, you have stood behind me calling my bike a Honda, asking me if it is falling apart all of the time, and now you are talking chit about drunk midgets with shotguns. I told him to back up and just stay away from me before I commence to just stomp a mud hole in your stupid azz.
He just kind of rolled those cocked eyes and never said another word. I have decided to stay out of Foo Foo coffee shops from now on because there are just some weird people in those places.
I swear this is a true story!
#2
09-22-2008, 08:40 PM
Eh..you just got one of those 1 in 10,000 chance occurances. People like that are everywhere. I run into freaks far more often in convenience stores than in any coffee shop. I frequent Starbucks and all I ever see in there are average run-of-the-mill business types who are in a hurry and keep to themselves...the just want their 'damn drink'. lol
Of course, if you live in the land of fruits and nuts (California), your odds of such encounters goes up considerably.
Of course, if you live in the land of fruits and nuts (California), your odds of such encounters goes up considerably.
#5
09-23-2008, 07:58 AM
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#7
09-23-2008, 03:09 PM
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wow you guys never been to asheville NC have ya OMG talk about freaks... they say theres a sign in San Fransisco that says visit our sister city in Assville NC.. is that true hoedoggy,, well anyways,,, all the fudged up people I seen down there was from Cali,, No offense Hoedoggy and Asz.. the bright side is that there all leaving your state and moving east lmao
#8
09-23-2008, 05:00 PM
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Oh, did I mention that he had a tool belt on and said he said was from Washington State? And he kept talking abot KLX's as he left the store and said his nuts still hurt. He kind of looked familiar!..........LOL