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Old 11-21-2007, 05:12 AM
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ORIGINAL: Deuce

If that were me I would have that thing stuffed and mounted in my living room where I would tell the harrowing story of how I killed it with nothing but a pocket knife and testicular fortitude. Pitting my own will to live against the bear's hunger and rage. Ultimately coming out on top through sheer force of will. A testament to my mastery of natures fury.
"Nature can not be tricked or cheated. She will give up to you the object of your struggles only after you have paid her price." - Napoleon Hill

You'd need to have some good scars to back that up.
 
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Old 11-21-2007, 05:13 AM
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I can't bear to look at those photos.
 
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Old 11-21-2007, 05:13 AM
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They are a little too grizzly.
 
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Old 11-21-2007, 05:14 AM
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Friend of mine from high school has the scars, he got mauled at a boy scout camp in New Mexico, his face healed pretty well, considering...
 
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Old 11-21-2007, 05:21 AM
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Scars are easy. You can make yourself some cool scars and you can say they're from whatever you like! It's automatic street cred! "This was from when I tackled a deer and killed it with a hammer!" "This here is from a wild boar. If he'd known who he was dealing with, he would've just run the other way. HA HA!" "Did you notice my rugged beard? I just walk into a Cabela's and all the women want to stroke it. I let them."
 
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Old 11-21-2007, 05:32 AM
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I wouldnt touch the women at our Cabela's but I guess with a beard like that, you gotta take what you can get
 
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Old 11-21-2007, 01:36 PM
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lol....he went after the beard
 
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Old 11-21-2007, 10:35 PM
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ORIGINAL: srobak

Of course you can hunt grizzly bears...

http://www.alaskatrophyadventures.co...ar_hunting.htm


Well I was wrong, maybe it is just the lower 48 you can't hunt them. It is kinda of a big deal here in Montana knowing the difference between the black bear and grizzly so you don't shoot the wrong one.
 
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Old 11-23-2007, 07:05 AM
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how do u NOT know the diff? durrrr


here in NE, u hit it you keep it. but then again we are 85% full of those rednecks your talking about. some of my best friends are those guys lol
 
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Old 11-23-2007, 09:50 AM
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You can't talk about rednecks unless you are one, and I are one.
 


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