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Old Jul 1, 2008 | 03:08 PM
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granted but then your dad stole them and your smoke too.





i wish it was friday
 
Old Jul 1, 2008 | 03:21 PM
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granted but you have to work all weekend


I wish I had 2 blonde bisexual bitches
 
Old Jul 1, 2008 | 03:33 PM
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granted but they had VD




i wish i four ten hour shifts instead of five 8 hour shifts
 
Old Jul 1, 2008 | 03:55 PM
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granted, but now you make $2.00h/r

i wish i had a lisence to kill
 
Old Jul 1, 2008 | 06:19 PM
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Wish Granted.. but you couldn't hit **** so your license were revoked.

I wish all my bills were paid and I had a ton of toys to show for it!
 
Old Jul 1, 2008 | 06:25 PM
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granted, but the bills were counterfit so all your stuff was repossesed and you have to do 3years at sing-sing for counterfitting money


i wish there was a naked biznitch here making me a sandwich.
 
Old Jul 1, 2008 | 06:38 PM
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Wish Granted!.. But I-HOP called and the 1 legged naked biotch goes back to work before finishing your sammich!!!!


I wish I knew everything my boyfriend was thinking.
 
Old Jul 1, 2008 | 06:46 PM
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Granted, but trust me, knowing what we think will not impress you!

I wish whoring on KF paid better
 
Old Jul 1, 2008 | 08:17 PM
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granted, but you get a virus and can't ***** anyway

I wish I had a money tree in the back yard
 
Old Jul 1, 2008 | 08:23 PM
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Granted! But your a victim of a horrible mud slide and it sweeps your entire yard/trees away.


I wish I had bigger tahtahs like a DBL D's!
 

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