granted - but only after you are dead and you have to beleive in him and try to live like him

I wish it was a nice 72*F sunny with a gentle breeze

 

Granted, but you are buried up to your chest near an ant hole with honey poured on your head.

I wish I could have as many wishes as I wanted and there were no strings attached.

 

granted, but my pal jesus kills you anyway

i wish all those bugles i just ate werent stale[&o]

 

granted, but in a few hours you'll be sitting on the john wishing you didn't eat them at all.

I wish my hot neighbor would sunbathe in the nude somewhere I could sneak a peek.

 

granted but as soon as you do you trip and and flip a box of nails in your eyes

I wish I could see supercops neighbor

 

grantd, but once you get there the current chick has moved and the new resident is an 800lb mexican guy

i wish i knew where the fukk my ps3 is[:@]

 

Granted, but then you discover that you got no skills to play.

I wish you would stop using words that bypass the language filter but that we can still tell what it is.

 

**sigh** gettin bad again??? mkeh, granted... no twist

i wish my can of dr.pepper was never empty. (i just finished it)

 

Granted, now its always full.....of spit from a snoose chewer......ewwwwwwww not good, I heard of someone mistakenly picking up a spittoon at a party and taking a big chug. (deej gets that all over body shiver)

I wish the work week was 2 days and the weekend was 5

 

Granted, the work week is 2 days, but the weekend is 5 minutes (you didn't specify)...I shouldn't have written that, that Idea really sucks!

I wish upgrades weren't so expensive...I want new pipes for the 14!