Granted... you get a nice long vacation in the state pen for all that stash they found in your car plus all of your outstanding warrants!

I wish my ex and his hoe girlfriend would move far far away out of state where he could never have contact with me again so I can go and have a wondermus new life with my love!

 

Granted but your new you fall out of love with your new love,, IDK lol


I wish I had a new car

(watcha know about this)

 

granted but your parents borrow it and use it to copulate

i wish hot chicks would chase me around

 

ahhahahah lmfao


Granted but well just granted haha



I wish hot chicks would chase me around also haha

 

Granted as well...


I wish for new tires

 

Granted but when you put them on your car,, you run over a police spike strip



I wish it snows 3 ft tonight

 

granted but the snow plow piles it all on you car

i wish for new cleats

 

granted but when you get them home they forgot to put the cleats in the box haha


I wish the snow plow dosnt scratch my car lol

 

granted but he takes out your mailbox



I wish Kawasaki would finally win a GP RACE

 

Granted but win he wins he retires


I wish I had a moto GP bike