Granted! Your riding along and here theres a PinKs All OUt competition going on and you decide to enter with your bike..needless to say a sweeet blonde on a 08 250 NinJa some how distracts you as she kicks ur **** on the raceway.. you lose, get upset and never get back on your bike.. LOL nice eh?


I wish my boyfriend would get that ugly assss cruiser bike out of our garage that he just repoed from his ex... it's making me all weird!

 

Granted but he takes it out of the garage and and tries to give it to you lol

I wish I had a sweet blonde on a 08 ninja distract me and kick my *** lol

 

Wish Granted!! However She kicks your *** and takes your cash and then ur stuck living in Po-Dunk Tennessee!!! lol!


I wish I could read mens minds!

 

Granted but as soon as you do you will be wishing you couldnt read mens minds lmao

I wish I could locate some old frineds while im down in Po-Dunk Tenn..

 

Wish Granted but you have to go to 201 poplar avenue to visit them! (ghetto jail )


I wish my ex would stop calling me and telling me how much he luvs me and how we should be together!

 

Granted but then he starts showing up at your work like a lil psyhcopath

I wish I lived closer to Too sweet so I could hook up with her friends

 

Wish granted, but after you move you discover you no longer like women.

I wish I had a trained pet raptor that i could ride on.

 

Granted, but it's only trained to give you rides and to eat you.

I wish I was back in the 'States already.

 

Granted! We wish you and everyone else there were back in the states too! Sorry I can't twist that one around.


I wish it would stop raining cause it is messing up my great hair day!

 

Granted but when it quits,, all yoru hair falls out


I wish I had a vacation comming up