"It's only fisting if it's elbow deep!"

 

Hey kids,

**** seems to get them them rather upset here in Flatistan

 

"Then that hairy beast started chasing me down. At first I thought it was you, but it didn't want my wallet!"

 

Hey kids,

"Kunt" seems to get them them rather upset here in Flatistan

 

I think I lost my bike in there! Give it back now!

 

lol ... second post is charm.

Sister and rodeo ride was the best so far.

 

before i donkey punch you biatch

 

show me one place they do like it

 

This still cracks my sh*t up. My guy has a pet ferret and happens to work in an office with a bunch of women. His first day at his job, he started to walk out of the office and said, "Lunch time. I'm going to go home and play with my weasel."

Dirty, dirty minded old women wanted to lynch him for that. Bwa ha!

 

Is flatistan like fartworld or something? As in flatulance?