Things you shouldn't say to females.
This still cracks my sh*t up. My guy has a pet ferret and happens to work in an office with a bunch of women. His first day at his job, he started to walk out of the office and said, "Lunch time. I'm going to go home and play with my weasel."
Dirty, dirty minded old women wanted to lynch him for that. Bwa ha!
Dirty, dirty minded old women wanted to lynch him for that. Bwa ha!


