that wouldnt be as much of a ride as it would be a brutal stabbing homicide. im not gonna test my luck

 

Thats called rodeo sex........... try to hang on for 8 seconds after you tell her "this is how your sister likes it"

 

or never say...."why do you wear a bra when you all ready wear a belt" lol lol lol

 

Your Pu**y looks like ***** Nelson!

 

never call a woman the B - word, the W-word, ask her who she is talking too or act jealous when she mentions a man's name, continually ask her whats wrong when she is pms'ing, lol for that matter - say anything to her while she is pms'ing. lol

Those are the ones that come to mind i'm sure there's more.

 

You are right about that Chiksta. I have noticed guys doing those things to their girls and would notice that look immediately afterwards, like, you idiot! I just dont get jealous over anything anymore. If you have to be jealous, it just aint worth it!

 

How about... "If you lost some weight, you'd look just like Ricky Lake"

 

OOOH, that's bad Rocket!

 

"Just think... We wouldn't be together now if your best friend would have said yes."

 

Huaaahhhh! That's a good one rocket. How about, wait a minute baby, I forgot my 2x4 and some rope.