You shouldn't have ordered fries with that shake.

 

Those jeans make your *** look big!

 

My bike makes your *** look big!

 

this just almost happened. then i thought of this thread.
how many bowls of cereal are you gonna have?

 

Looking at her mom and you say.."So at what point are you gonna look like that? And a follow up if your still standing, so this change is it gradual?....or BOOM! Overnight?

I've survived the "you're acting just like you mom" a few times, hopefully I learned to keep my inside voice from coming out.

 

When she is on top, do not yawn! You will not like the response!

 

or when you are on top, grab ahold real tight, and tell her " wow your sister is way better in bed than you are" .....and see how long you can hang on for. lol

 

my girl only has a 12yo brother.. ya think it'd still work???

 

Then you tell her "Your best friend was way better in bed"

 

Buaahahahah, you guys are funny!