Eric cartman: IM not only sure im HIV positive.

 

My dad told me this one when i was young lad ok about 7 years ago


Son never let a woman sit on your face if you cant throw her off

 

In one episode of 'Cheers', Cliff is seated at the bar describing the 'Buffalo Theory' to his buddy, Norm. I don't think I've ever heard the concept explained any better than this ..
'Well you see, Norm, it's like this . . . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.


Classic Cliff. You gotta love it.

 

Cliff is the man! Makes sense to me Deej (as I chug my third Corona)!

 

"Goddammit, I'd **** on a spark plug if I thought it'd do any good!" - General Barringer (Barry Corbin), War Games

 

Yes he is. Hey Mark, who is David? Is he your brother? Where do you fit into the staff at the climbing school? In a high pitched voice...."stalker" LOL

 

Deej, I'm the lonely Director, to old to climb with the youngsters, too young to retire - I'm kinda it this middle age purgatory. Oh and David is my brother.

 

Quote by Jessica Simpson:





“At school my ***** were bigger than all my friends' and I was afraid to show them. Now, I feel they make my outfits look better. They're like an accessory.�


Jessica Simpson quote





“Twenty-three is old. It's almost 25, which is like almost mid-20s.�


Jessica Simpson quote

She is so hot but not very smart in some ways! And those ***** are much more than an accessory!

 

"do a wheelie!!!" - me

said with massive enthusiasm and intended for the ears of moped and scooter pilots, and fart-can civic and loud (read: slow)truck and car owners upon their labored and pitifulacceleration attempts.