i couldnt find the speech, but i found a whole page of dumbass celeb quotes.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...icle954215.ece

arnolds is the one to the bottom right of jess simpson

 

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, but a hand in the bush is worth a dinner and a movie............By Worlok

 

I said that? Yikes, I used to be such a nice boy.


"Son..The Russians don't take a dump without a plan" Fred Thompson---Hunt For Red October

"Ohhhhhhh.............NARLY!!!" Jeff ****ole---Fast Times at Ridgemont High

"Marty, find out where the police are going to be taking him. Send over a bottle of bubbly with a bucket of ice and a card. Have it say, "Tough break, get drunk on me. Use the bucket to ice down your marbles, Yours, Z."

Tommy Boy---Ray Zalinsky

 

but if we go there we wont be here anymore, and if were here we cant be there ever! what the hell?? --several potheads argueing with google maps

 

"I smoked pot, but I didn't inhale." Pres. Clinton

 

South Park Quote:


It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.

 

South Park Quote;


Eric Cartman: Maury, I am out of control. Yeah, I use drugs. I can do what I waunt, biatch! Yeah, I have sex, and I don't use protection! It's my hot body; I'll do what I waunt! I don't go to school and I kill people! What-evah! I'll do what I waunt!
South Park

 

This one cracks my *** up!


Eric Cartman: You so much as TOUCH kitty's ***, and I'll put a firecracker in your ******* and blow your ***** all over your pants.

 

Another South Park:


Eric Cartman: I would never let a woman kick my ***. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch *** back in the kitchen and make me some pie!
South Park

 

And another South Park!


Doctor: Making breasts larger is a beautiful and wonderful thing. Making them smaller is…insane.
South Park