So some biatch was sitting on my bike!
 

I was riding yesterday after work, and stopped in the little town of Curtice, and went into the crazy Lady Saloon for a burger and coke. The burger was OK, the fries were greasy as hell, but the coke was pretty good.
When I walked outside to leave, I saw some half drunk biatch sitting on my 14twisting the throttle, and rocking it from side to side. Three of her male friends were standing there and one of them was taking pictures.
Well to say the least, I could feel my violent tendacies go ballistic! I ran over to my bike and screamed, " get the f*ck off of my f*cking bike right f*cking now! One of her redkneck boy friends turned around, and said, " nobody's going to talk to my lady like that". Then I said that nobody f*cks with my bike without talking to me first. Well since they were all drunk, it was only a matter of seconds until they started trying to surround me, so that told me what they were thinking.
Now one of them has a concussion from a full faced helmet, one has some teeth still laying in the parking lot gravel, and the other got a bloody nose and ran.
The stupid drunk biatch stumbled to her car and left after saying she was sorry.Thank god there are no cops in that town! I did not waste time getting home and off the streets so if anybody called the County Sherrif, I was nowhere to be found.
I cannot believe the stupidity of some people. How could anybody think it would be OK to just start jacking around with somebody's pride and joy. I hope they learned a lesson but I doubt it! Some people are just born ignorent and stay that way the rest of their lives.

Way to freakin go. Someone out there feels the way I do. I love it when they say stuff like ( Know one calls my Biatch a biatch except me.

f**kin props to you Worlok.

AWESOME!!! people wonder why i carry a collapsible ASP in my boot!!! they deserved what they got!!! :D

Sure... Sure... Maybe she was a friend of your ex-devil worshipping GF. Remember the one whose dog bit you after you walked in on a ritual when she was asking satan to convert you? Or, maybe she was a cheerleader who took a liking to you because you're an internet hero. Some sh** floats I guess. Seek professional help.

Mike

I may not be the sincere little member that everybody wants me to be, but at least I am polite to all members until provoked. But you sir are an azz hole and will continue to be for the rest of your life.
At least those people were drunk, what's your excuse?

probably not getting any???

Or never had any!

had a fight once a lot like this but it was because i didnt hold the door for the beotch

didnt even know she was behind me

I don't mind impolite people but I do mind liars. At least I've gained a tad of respect for you admitting that you are actually one.

Mike

Hell Yea! RESPECT MY AUTHORITAAAAA!!!!

Sounds like something that would happen to me! Some people are instant ass holes, just add alchahol!

Mike I am not going to make your day by arguing with you. But you are still an azzhole. Why dont you join a GXR forum, you would blend right in!

always some one out there to ruin a story!!!

Well I believe it, besides we all know that you don't have a good enough imagination to make that stuff up....:D:D:D Who just sits on someone elses bike? That's just messed up. ;)

I've seen parents put their kids on peoples bikes and then watched their kids start flailing on the bike...

Worlock cought posturing on film.

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=2009071423115171

Had I seen who touched/sat/climbed/hit and subsequently knocked over my bike - I woulda done the same. True or false story from Worlock - still woulda ended the same had I seen it. :)

without hesitation! hell...I've stopped, gotten off the bike, and gently tapped an asp on a cagers window for purposely cutting me off while lane sharing in Cali...about 5 others got off their bikes as well to assist this @ss about lane sharing...he cut me off even though he couldn't get anywhere...

Wow man. That's pretty great. How ignorant do some people have to be? Do they understand that your life? That's way worse than finding someone sitting in your car.

Those wormy azz holes
 

Sroby, I know we have had our differences in the past, but I am truly sorry about youe bike getting knocked over. That is right up there with getting your house broken into or vandelized in my book. People like that need a good ass kicking and I only wish you could have caught them.
I may be viewed on this forum as a crazy man, but I swear if I hit somebody's bike in the parking lot, I would at least leave my name and phone number or just wait until they came to the bike. Then try to make everything right with them.
People that would leave the scene like that do not have one ounce of integrity or responsibility for their actions.
An Idea!!! Does that mall have parking lot video camera's If so you may be able to track those POS's down. Then you could just kick their asses! They deserve it, and you would feel much better.

No cameras. First thing I looked for after picking the bike up off the ground.

.... when is it okay to sit on someone elses bike? Only after they've asked? I've been the drunk girl after the bar and run over and jumped on the back of some guys bike.... now I feel kinda bad after reading this, but he didn't seem to mind.

Delete me.

whorelock...... Was she hot?!?!?!

it depends:D

She wasn't hot enough to be on my bike Doggy! I was so mad, it wouldn't have mattered how hot she was, and her boyfriend just drove the nail in all the way as soon as he opened his alligator mouth!

Reply to Vanilla
 

Vanilla, if I came out of a bar, and you were sitting on my bike, the following factors would be considered:
1. Are you hot
2. You are not twisting the throttle or rocking the bike to the point of almost dropping it.
3. You dont have smart ass guys trying to justify your actions.
4. You are doing it in a sweet way so you can hook up with me.
5. You were not drunk past the ability to know what you were doing,

With all that said, and all that criteria met, I probably would not be very mad, and could be sweetened up for a ride!

sounds like a rock video^^^^:D

(In a high pitched voice) "Akward hook-up-pick up line"....:eek::eek::eek::D:D:D

Yeah, Worloks Vanilla rock video!

chica bow chica bowwow:D

was he on the bike at the time?

1. to the extreme
2. neither, I was on the back
3. I had one drunk girl with me screaming "take her for a ride!!!!"
4. sweet - maybe? hook-up - probably not.
5. I could still walk in my stilettos... so not too drunk.

and yes, the guy was ON the bike already.... I hoped on the back behind him.

..... and yes I can actually picture this as a rock video too - minus the ****ty vodka and lime drinks and my random drunk friend screaming.

Lol:d

Okay, now we really need pictures Ms Vanilla!

I get upset if someone even touches my rides without my permission. However, I may have used abit more tact in dealing with the situation.

Tact? Fu*k that!

If he is on the bike already - that's different... but don't start climbing on some random bike that you see in a lot and have the un-suspecting owner come out and get all kinds of mad.