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Old Aug 10, 2006 | 06:55 AM
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reading a new mag when I look down at my junk and notice a red bump on my shaft. ****! I reach down, while my hand is shaking like someone suffering with parkinsons, and touch around the area. I work my way closer to the anomaly and touch it. After touching it, I move my finger away and the bump pulled a David Copperfield and vanished! I look on the tip of my finger and see "a piece of red peanut shell". HAHA I had just been eating peanuts sitting on the couch watching tv. Wow... close call...



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Old Aug 10, 2006 | 07:05 AM
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i have issues with cheetos man.
 
Old Aug 10, 2006 | 07:09 AM
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The flaming hot ones....dam, those burn. lol

BTW, welcome man....
 
Old Aug 10, 2006 | 07:37 AM
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eating nuts in the nude... not on my to do list.... hahaha j/k bro. Man i hate when that happens.
 
Old Aug 10, 2006 | 08:26 AM
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sometimes I go a little too far with the doughnuts![:-]
 
Old Aug 10, 2006 | 08:28 AM
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they start out out plain and end up cream filled lol
 
Old Aug 10, 2006 | 08:36 AM
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they start out out plain and end up cream filled lol
My neighbors love them! hmmmm Cream filled!
 
Old Aug 10, 2006 | 08:49 AM
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whys that glazed doughnut look a little yellowish lol [:'(]
 
Old Aug 10, 2006 | 03:16 PM
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Interesting first post..........welcome to KF!
 
Old Aug 10, 2006 | 03:35 PM
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Interesting first post..........welcome to KF!
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