So I was taking a shit.....
 

reading a new mag when I look down at my junk and notice a red bump on my shaft. ****! I reach down, while my hand is shaking like someone suffering with parkinsons, and touch around the area. I work my way closer to the anomaly and touch it. After touching it, I move my finger away and the bump pulled a David Copperfield and vanished! I look on the tip of my finger and see "a piece of red peanut shell". HAHA I had just been eating peanuts sitting on the couch watching tv. Wow... close call...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/health/images/300/condoms.jpg

4 life bro

RE: So I was taking a ****.....
 

i have issues with cheetos man.

RE: So I was taking a ****.....
 

The flaming hot ones....dam, those burn. lol

BTW, welcome man....

RE: So I was taking a ****.....
 

eating nuts in the nude... not on my to do list.... hahaha j/k bro. Man i hate when that happens.

RE: So I was taking a ****.....
 

sometimes I go a little too far with the doughnuts![:-]

RE: So I was taking a ****.....
 

they start out out plain and end up cream filled lol

RE: So I was taking a ****.....
 

My neighbors love them! hmmmm Cream filled!:D

RE: So I was taking a ****.....
 

whys that glazed doughnut look a little yellowish lol [:'(]

RE: So I was taking a ****.....
 

Interesting first post..........welcome to KF!

RE: So I was taking a ****.....
 

Thanks