So I was taking a shit.....
reading a new mag when I look down at my junk and notice a red bump on my shaft. ****! I reach down, while my hand is shaking like someone suffering with parkinsons, and touch around the area. I work my way closer to the anomaly and touch it. After touching it, I move my finger away and the bump pulled a David Copperfield and vanished! I look on the tip of my finger and see "a piece of red peanut shell". HAHA I had just been eating peanuts sitting on the couch watching tv. Wow... close call...
http://www.bbc.co.uk/health/images/300/condoms.jpg 4 life bro |
RE: So I was taking a ****.....
i have issues with cheetos man.
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The flaming hot ones....dam, those burn. lol
BTW, welcome man.... |
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eating nuts in the nude... not on my to do list.... hahaha j/k bro. Man i hate when that happens.
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sometimes I go a little too far with the doughnuts![:-]
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they start out out plain and end up cream filled lol
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ORIGINAL: lemac they start out out plain and end up cream filled lol |
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whys that glazed doughnut look a little yellowish lol [:'(]
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Interesting first post..........welcome to KF!
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ORIGINAL: bluebird Interesting first post..........welcome to KF! |
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I like him... He's funny...
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I will have to check and see if this was posted in the off topic section.
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[:@] hate when that happens [:@] J/K [sm=icon_rofl.gif] Hey Crys is that isle o man TT still happenin up there?
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alrighty then [sm=why.gif]
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ORIGINAL: shon [:@] hate when that happens [:@] J/K [sm=icon_rofl.gif] Hey Crys is that isle o man TT still happenin up there? The funny thing though is that the government backed out late and the event is heavily advertised in the tourism books - but I think they are planning a big bike week in place of it just to prove to the government that we don't need their stinkin help!!!! What a bunch, they went along with almost up to the end and backed out at the last minute - typical. |
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Oh crap that sux!!!! Guess I'll just have to fly to Ireland someday :D
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*note to self* never eat SHots again. that stuff made it come out a little at a time.
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