MOMS PWNED PIZZA DELIVERY GUY!!!
 

On last friday night i was over at moms house cleaning her computer, and listening to her and grams tells stories when mom decided to order a pizza. She calls up Papa Johns, and the dude on the other end of the phone at Papa Johns with like talking sh*t to the other people that work in the store, and hes laughing and cutting up. So mom was like HEY!!! im trying to order a pizza, and the guy on the other end says "whoa, you can shut the f*ck up and just wait"! I hear this, and I crawl into this dudes *ss. So this guy starts running his mouth to me and my mom, and then he hangs up. Iget on my bike, and go screaming up to papa john, and asked to speak with the manager. The manager and i talk, i tell him what happened, and that if i find out who i talked to on the phone he is going to have some problems. He apologizes, and says hes gonna hook us up with some free pizza for my troubles, and that it will be delivered at no charge. I go back to moms house, we wait for the delivery guy to get there. The delivery guy that gets there is the same guy that was running his mouth on the phone. He gives the pizza to mom, who even offered to give the guy a tip. She says" I only have a couple bucks cash tip for your time". The guy says "well thats not even worth my time". Somom says to the guy "WELL F*CK YOURSELF THEN!" and slams the door in the guys face!! I got up, and opened the door, gave the guy the most insane laugh right in his face, after which i screamed "YOU JUST GOT OWNED BY MOM!"

sorry for the long story i just thought it was hilarious..........

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That is a funny story.

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aaahahaha thats funny stuff:D

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that better not be your guy FN. haha jk man hope they didn't spit in the pizza

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if my driver did that he woudl be fired

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GO MOM!!!

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Oh and FN just sent me a PM wanting to know if your mom is hot.[8D][8D][8D] Again just messing:D

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hahaha [sm=funnypostabove.gif]

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At what point did you and mom realize that this guy spat and wanked off in the pizzas?

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that was the special sauce...lol

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+1 well??:eek:...lol:D

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haha nothin wrong with that

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BN, I really do not want to know your dietary habits.

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i was in reply to this about the mom bein hot hince nothin wrong with that

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ah, good man. Thought it "was all the above!" lol

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Scary thought

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The delivery guy prolly rubbed one out, and tap danced on the pizza b4 giving it to moms but thats ok, cuz he still got one of the worst burns ive ever had the pleasure of being associated with.

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thats classic.

i woulda taken a more violent approach, [sm=chairshot.gif]but thats badass you mom told dude to F'ck himself.. thats the greatest.

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Moms didnt even skip a beat, it was like talking to the neighboors. Oh...well little johnny got kicked out of school today and go f*ck yourself LOL

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haha nice that makes me chuckle

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Sorry - NO burn in the world is worth eating spoogza. No way, no how.

Also... how many mothers do you have? You no speaka Engrish?

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haha no sir

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I have some ****ty pizza delivering stories and I only did it for less than a month (I hated it with a passion). One of the best was when I was pulling out of this dude's driveway and backing up to turn around I backed into the ditch. The car was facing the sky. It was hilarious.

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haha very nice

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+1 for the no eating spoogza[:'(]

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i hope youd be able to tell

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I guess you'd only be able to tell if you know the flavor.. Which I'm certain I don't. lol

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[:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(]

i heard of a story where some cat with a.i.d.s. skeet all over a pizza, then called the family after they ate it..said "how'd you like it".. fam said "it was good, why?"...sick f'ck said, "well cause i got a.i.d.s., and i busted all over your pizza."

what a p.o.s.

thats just frightening.

nothin worse than an Anally InflictedDeath Sentence.
creepy.

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[sm=wtf.gif][sm=wtf.gif]

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my thoughts exactly bro. i heard about that a long time ago, but i made my own pizzas for a long time after that...lol..

naaaaas-T

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[:'(]what a terrible story[:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][>:]

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theres some sick F'cks out there fo sho.

i keep thinkin bout skootr's story tho every time the papa johns commercial airs on tv. lol..

store bought all the way tho. even tho i've heard some stories in that industry as well, i'd rather not divulge that info...don't even wanna think about it. we'll all be relagated tohome grown garden stuff at the end of this. :D

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Moral of the story; DON'T PISS OFF THE COOK! or don't eat what he serves. Damn. I'm eating pizza made from scratch from now on!

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That sounds good. I love home made pizza.

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hot diggity damn, i could go for my mama's freshly assembled, cooked minty fresh goodness.

just had a cardboard pizza..didn't really hit that magic spot tho..

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lol

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I hate homemade pizza[&o]

...unless DiGiorno counts:)

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digiornio rules

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I'd go "Drawn Together" and do the, "I don't remember ordering sausage on this pizza!" After squeezing out a deuce on it.

Fresh French bread with tomato sauce and cheese FTW!

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YOU TOTALLY SAID "PINCH A LOAF ON SOME PIZZA" LMFAO