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MOMS PWNED PIZZA DELIVERY GUY!!!

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Old 01-03-2008, 07:31 AM
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On last friday night i was over at moms house cleaning her computer, and listening to her and grams tells stories when mom decided to order a pizza. She calls up Papa Johns, and the dude on the other end of the phone at Papa Johns with like talking sh*t to the other people that work in the store, and hes laughing and cutting up. So mom was like HEY!!! im trying to order a pizza, and the guy on the other end says "whoa, you can shut the f*ck up and just wait"! I hear this, and I crawl into this dudes *ss. So this guy starts running his mouth to me and my mom, and then he hangs up. Iget on my bike, and go screaming up to papa john, and asked to speak with the manager. The manager and i talk, i tell him what happened, and that if i find out who i talked to on the phone he is going to have some problems. He apologizes, and says hes gonna hook us up with some free pizza for my troubles, and that it will be delivered at no charge. I go back to moms house, we wait for the delivery guy to get there. The delivery guy that gets there is the same guy that was running his mouth on the phone. He gives the pizza to mom, who even offered to give the guy a tip. She says" I only have a couple bucks cash tip for your time". The guy says "well thats not even worth my time". Somom says to the guy "WELL F*CK YOURSELF THEN!" and slams the door in the guys face!! I got up, and opened the door, gave the guy the most insane laugh right in his face, after which i screamed "YOU JUST GOT OWNED BY MOM!"

sorry for the long story i just thought it was hilarious..........
 
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Old 01-03-2008, 07:58 AM
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That is a funny story.
 
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Old 01-03-2008, 02:00 PM
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aaahahaha thats funny stuff
 
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Old 01-03-2008, 02:22 PM
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that better not be your guy FN. haha jk man hope they didn't spit in the pizza
 
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Old 01-03-2008, 03:32 PM
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if my driver did that he woudl be fired
 
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Old 01-03-2008, 03:51 PM
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GO MOM!!!
 
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Old 01-03-2008, 03:51 PM
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Oh and FN just sent me a PM wanting to know if your mom is hot.[8D][8D][8D] Again just messing
 
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Old 01-03-2008, 04:17 PM
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hahaha [sm=funnypostabove.gif]
 
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Old 01-03-2008, 06:04 PM
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At what point did you and mom realize that this guy spat and wanked off in the pizzas?
 
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Old 01-03-2008, 06:08 PM
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ORIGINAL: srobak

At what point did you and mom realize that this guy spat and wanked off in the pizzas?
that was the special sauce...lol
 

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