i use duck tape on everything

 

Welcome to the redneck crew Prom. Now I need to see some pictures of your front yard so I can determine if you are a TRUE redneck or not!

 

Technical Bulletin:
Harleys make good vacuum cleaners, because they Suck!

 

I just dont like the douchebags that own harleys so they can tell everyone about it. Usually the damn thing has only left the garage twice. I would like to have one of those really old...James Dean looking harleys to cruise around town on though.

 

Heres my parents backyard before the city made us clean it up, Havent seen it in a while so dunno how it looks now

 

Or maybe the one Peter Fonda had in Easy Rider

 

play it off as a macgyverism - that way you can avoid the redneck label

 

If I am seen on a Harley, someone Kick My Azz![:-]

 

I used to ride on Harleys all the time... that's because that's what my parents ride. They are nice, I'll give it that. They're just over-rated like mad. My parents take cross-country rides on the Road Glide.

 

Dont get me wrong toadster...you know what kind of bike I prefer...but it would be cool to have an old cafe racer looking bike.