Okay gang,

Who can do the ultimate cut down to Harley riders, this should be funny, I'll start.

Are you aware of the new Harley Davidson submersible craft? To see one go to Rocketmans house!


Rocketman

 

Nah, too many Harley's in my family.

 

i do have some harley friends, but everyone needs to be able to laugh at themselves too.

 

Some of those harleys look badass, and some of those harley riders are great folk, But A lot of those harleys fall apart and some of those harley riders are just jerks, so heres to those harleys that are rotting at the bottom of lakes, and heres to those harley riders who are hoofin it because of a misguided booty call.
Cheers!

 

YEAH! But the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley, on a vacuum cleaner, the dirt bag in on the inside

 

Why cant you ride with your mom's harley? Cause she thinks YOUR exhaust is loud!

Wait that wasnt really funny at all.....[&o]

 

Technical Bulletin: It has been discovered that Harleys make great boat anchors which expands their usefullness to the world.

Rocketman

 

If Harley riders could know nine more things, they would then be idiots!

Rocketman

 

if you want some true stories. my instructor for the MSF course was a harley guy. and he used a bunjy cord to keep his kickstand up. (mostly because he was too cheap to replace the spring)

 

Sounds like something I would do [&o]

I even took a twist tie off a bag of bread to mount the fan shroud on my car. Oh god I really am a redneck