lawyer
#1
08-31-2006, 09:14 AM
lawyer
dumbass attorney
In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining the
coroner:
Attorney: Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse?
Coroner: No.
Attorney: Did you listen to the heart?
Coroner: No.
Attorney: Did you check for breathing?
Coroner: No.
Attorney: So, when you signed the death certificate, you weren't sure the man was dead, were you?
Coroner: Well, let me put it this way. The man's brain was sitting in a jar on my desk. But I guess it's possible he could be out there
practicing law somewhere.
In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining the
coroner:
Attorney: Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse?
Coroner: No.
Attorney: Did you listen to the heart?
Coroner: No.
Attorney: Did you check for breathing?
Coroner: No.
Attorney: So, when you signed the death certificate, you weren't sure the man was dead, were you?
Coroner: Well, let me put it this way. The man's brain was sitting in a jar on my desk. But I guess it's possible he could be out there
practicing law somewhere.
#3
08-31-2006, 05:38 PM
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Roswell, NM
Posts: 5,432
RE: lawyer
ha ha ha ha.... That's too funny.
Do you know what the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of crap is?
Do you know what the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of crap is?
j/k!
