lawyer
 

dumbass attorney


In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining the
coroner:

Attorney: Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse?

Coroner: No.

Attorney: Did you listen to the heart?

Coroner: No.

Attorney: Did you check for breathing?

Coroner: No.

Attorney: So, when you signed the death certificate, you weren't sure the man was dead, were you?

Coroner: Well, let me put it this way. The man's brain was sitting in a jar on my desk. But I guess it's possible he could be out there
practicing law somewhere.

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Good one. lol

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ha ha ha ha.... That's too funny.

Do you know what the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of crap is?

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What?

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lawyer cost more

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Why won't a shark eat a lawyer?

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... professional courtesy :D

No offense to any laywers that might happen to hang out here ... ok, well, maybe a little ;) j/k!

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Good one lemac! But Nobrakes - that was even better!!!! :D