Firefox

If you meet Firefox, it's all you can think about. She just puts to much stuff in your memory! Even though she may drive you crazy, men find it hard to dump Mrs. Firefox. It's not because of herself, it's more because of the stuff she gets from that huge bunch of her admirers. All those gadgets you can use anytime while dating her makes your life so much easier. Oh, if only other women were so open for gifts ...


Opera

Slim, sexy and tough, she'll be just for you if you're into that kind of women. She's really good in the bedroom, you'll enjoy her performance. She won't let you inside though, so full satisfaction is not guaranteed.


Safari

She's a hottie. You feel really cool being with her. However there's something you might find frustrating about her. She brings her iFriends with her without asking you when you invite her home.


Internet Explorer

For most, she's the first woman they tried. She's really easy, but can get you infected.

 

I like her body! The rest sounds way complicated. Nice boobies!

 

haha, you should change the internet explorer one to "will" get infected. and that shes overjealous and no matter how many times you dump her (ctrl+alt+del, end process) she just comes sraggling back, with all of her 180,000k-mem

i hate that bitch[:@]

[8D]

 

nice.