I don't have old-timer's disease.

 

hey whorers

 

Mornin you ole cyber ****! Hows it goin doggy?

 

No you have young timers disease

 

not so good, i was in a car accident on tuesday. got t boned on ther freeway and hit the center divide doing 70 mph.

 

Holy chit doggy! Are you going to be OK? Do I need to come out there and kick whoevers *** boned you? Let me know if I can help!

 

nothing broken but my whole torso is one big bruis. i hurt bad

 

Dayum Bro,, Glad your ok ,, hope you have a swift recovery

 

Man I went riding on my 14 last night after work, got about 20 miles from home, and had a friggin flat on the rear. I guess I was luck because I just had new tires put on last week. ( Dunlop Qualifiers ) I was trying to srub the new tit's off the tires, and was hitting all of the curves I could find just to get some lean angle. Stopped to smoke a cigarrete for a few minutes, and when I got back on the bike, the rear tire was flat as a dykes chest. There were no nails in the tire, but just a small hole. I think there was a bubble in the tire, and when the surface got some wear, it started leaking. Has anybody had this happen? It was just plain weird, but I am glad it didn't go down when I was romping on it. I hit a backroad straight and got up to about 150mph about 20 minutes before this happenend. I am a lucky *****!

 

Hate to hear that Bro! Whoever hit you needs their *** kicked! I am just glad you were not on your bike!
Get well soon my brother!