dead in here

 

deader in here than worlocks love life.

 

Happy absolutely retarded holiday!

 

Sing it out loud, brother!

 

I seriously despise this day.

 

Easy for me this year.
I slipped out the back and made a new plan.
Not a single **** given.

 

the NFG approach is good. Some say it's cowardly. I say it's noble and righteous!

 

Be romantic to your lady year round and VD is a joke.

 

thats how I do it. I never subscribe the commercial bull****tery in these holidays. Sadly they become surrounded by the recipients of sheep and then they turn to the dark side and begin to resent you....I make it clear up front. VD is not an annual thing. It's more frequent than that. In other words....join me and my crusade to boycott!

 

Good man.
Finding a mate who doesn't subscribe to the commercial bsery is a special thing.