Well I have a Toyota Tundra, and a 4 Runner! The 4 Runner has 80,000 miles and has never been in the shop. And my Tundra has 40,000 miles and has never been close to a repair shop! I know Toyota got some bad press a while back, but I have never had anything but good luck with their vehicles.
And my Tundra will rape a Dodge Hemi Pickup, guaranteed!

 

Yep, toyota really knows how to engineer them to outlast the warranty before they crap the big one.

 

hey ******!!!

 

Probably not, unless you've done quite a bit to it

 

booyah

 

wiggity what?

 

if your a ***** and you know it clap your hands!

 

I thought it was "If you're a ***** and you know it you have the clap" Sorry Hoedogg and warlock, didn't mean to give away your secret.

 

Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, everyone else in the class laughed.

My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef.

Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other children. So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office again. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.

I told her, "Colonel Sanders".

Guess where I am now...

 

^^^Classic!