The pill is called Chantix or Chantex, but it does work. You do have some strange dreams when you take that stuff. Your dreams will be very vivid sexual dreams about girls in their early twenties. Then when you wake up, you want a cigarette really bad. You just have to resist that first early morning craving!

 

Next they will be coming out with electronic pork chops or chicken. I wonder if that would be Atkins approved? Zero carbs,..WARNING do not eat near water!

 

Or humble electronic moderators!

 

i guess they sell them in the manchester mall. they advertise by smoking in the mall. i guess its not illegal to smoke in buildings or public places cus they dont smell/kill you. thats their only real appeal to me